XXXMas Party

If unlike me you can bare to spend long periods of time with your family and are able to pretend to smile for long periods of time then you might enjoy the always merry and generally gay celebration of Christmas.
One thing that looks like it wont suck this Birthofchristday is Bizarre Mags alternative xxxmas party which is going to be hosted on Saturday the 10th of the frantic present buying, cold month that shall not be named. The venue is The Scala in London.

It's set to feature a dirty Santa who will apparently empty his "sack" over you (witty) and spank you as well as "Dirty Tunes" spun by Hot Cover Girls.

Confirmed Acts Include;
Lady Starlight, Lady Gaga’s Tour DJ
Circus of Horrors' Dr Haze
Zombina and the Skeletons
Bizarre's cover star Nina Kate
London Ink's Phil Kyle
Lady Starlight
Kerrang's '2011 Best Unsigned Bands' Fearless Vampire Killers
VJ Punkvert
Bizarre's editorial team, including Dr Blackthorne and El Noir

Not to mention other highlights including a Dirty Disco, Dirty Santas Grot-To!, Christmas Fancy Dress (all you zombie school girls and vampire elves at the ready) finnished off with everyone leaving with a present. How festive!!!

You can buy your tickets from Crowd Surge HERE