Get XXXtra Freaky This Halloween!

Halloween is approaching and I doubt anyone can think of a better way to spend it than shoving your piece into a Zombie Vagina and/or Vampire Mouth? And all you girls don't feel left out! You can have more than your share of "Dracula's Bloody Cock". I honestly never would have thought I would be writing about undead sex toys but you probably never thought you would be reading about them so judge yourself suckaz.

Twilight can suck it.

Like I said Halloween is approaching and everyone seems to be getting involved even sex toy behemoth Fleshlight. This year you can purchase "Zombie", "Frankenstein", "Drac", "Alien" and "Cyborg" fleshlights.

"Halloween is coming up and some spooky things are going on in the Fleshlight factory! A total of four pretty extraordinary Fleshlight models out from the darkest corners of human fantasy have been reached the light of day. A stitched pussy has been brought back to life by Dr. Frankenstein, a zombie pussy is raised from the grave, a blood-thirsty vampire pussy is flying through the night and last but not least a high-tech cyborg pussy is searching for the perfect way of sexual satisfaction."

Apparently these models are part of a new line of Fleshlights called "Fleshlight Freaks" with all of them coming with a new "inner cannal" as well as thematically fitting silicone dildos being available for every type of snatch.

Although I personally wont be making use of the Fleshlight Freaks models or any other Fleshlight for that matter I suggest if you do wish to you let the Zombie banging, Cullen skull fucker inside of you bloom then you should indulge your disgusting true self  you hide from everyone day in day out and purchase one completely judgement free HERE!

Anyways it's just the same as your women having a vibrator, right????

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