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Dragon Lily Came To Win.

Ultimate Surrender rules. What isn't awesome about women fighting then the winner pounding the loser?

"Naked wrestling at Ultimate Surrender is not your average catfight. It features first-time nude wrestlers and experienced girl combat veterans. This is sexual wrestling at its finest, with real competitions, not staged, and totally unscripted sexual wrestling action. Throughout the competition at UltimateSurrender, girls get points for inflicting sexual humiliation on their opponents, with fingering, nipple pinching, ass fingering, facesitting, compulsive pussy licking, ass licking, and other moves. Each sexual wrestling move gets the girl extra points, while real nude wrestling holds and enforced dominance lead to the win. The quickest way to win is to make your opponent have a screaming orgasm totally against her will. In the heat of the moment it can happen easily. In the middle of a hardcore lesbian naked wrestling match, you'll see real screaming female orgasms, totally unscripted and genuine"

As much as I'd love to enter if I did lose I'd hate to submit via a fist.

The face of a loser.

"Matches are often down to the wire, featuring real competition and last-minute reversals. This is sexual wrestling for real sports fans, and nobody knows how it'll end.
In the fourth round of nude lesbian wrestling, when the loser has been beaten, she is subjected to hardcore bondage, strap-on fucking, lesbian BDSM bondage sex, spanking, slapping, scratching, clawing, hair-pulling, pussy licking, ass licking, ass worship, foot worship, anal fucking, fingering, nipple torture and sexual humiliation. The privilege of the winner is to sexually humiliate, degrade and use the loser in unscripted lesbian sex action.

You lose pussy.

Vibrators may make the loser cum hard, increasing her humiliation as she has a real orgasm on camera at the hands of her winning opponent. This is where naked female wrestlers abuse and dominate each other and love it. Whether she is beaten and made to submit, or dominates her opponent and gets the privilege of lesbian bondage sex, each girl walks away a winner, with real competition and true sportsmanship guaranteeing orgasms for all"

Walls of Jericho

Yeah so it isn't cool to be "sexist" in Hardcore but the wonderful singer from the mighty "Walls of Jericho" is so beautiful! Often described as "that chick from Paramore on steroids" All hail the sexy as shit Candace.

This is not a review...Whatever

Over the past year I've spent most of my days sleeping. The time I haven't spent asleep I've been on the little known site, Grindcore Karaoke. I don't think I need to post about GK being an online label ran by one of the filth spitters of Agoraphobic Nosebleed blah blah blah.... Anyway the label has led me to discover some awesome music I would never have heard of otherwise and seems to serve as a really effective platform for artists to be heard of.

My latest discoverey is an album entitled "There is Nothing...Whatever" by an artist/group I know sweet f/a about called P.Wrecks. I'm not a die hard hip hop fan and although I nod my head to the Death Row G-Funk legends like every other white guy I can normally take or leave it as a genre but this shit is "DOPE". Funky guitar driven beats, some extremely catchy hooks that sound as though they were recorded with as doped up  as the final recording sounds, and it's all beautifully free. Taking into consideration if your reading this you probably aren't doing much with your day you should download it for free RIGHT NOW!

Get XXXtra Freaky This Halloween!

Halloween is approaching and I doubt anyone can think of a better way to spend it than shoving your piece into a Zombie Vagina and/or Vampire Mouth? And all you girls don't feel left out! You can have more than your share of "Dracula's Bloody Cock". I honestly never would have thought I would be writing about undead sex toys but you probably never thought you would be reading about them so judge yourself suckaz.

Twilight can suck it.

Like I said Halloween is approaching and everyone seems to be getting involved even sex toy behemoth Fleshlight. This year you can purchase "Zombie", "Frankenstein", "Drac", "Alien" and "Cyborg" fleshlights.

"Halloween is coming up and some spooky things are going on in the Fleshlight factory! A total of four pretty extraordinary Fleshlight models out from the darkest corners of human fantasy have been reached the light of day. A stitched pussy has been brought back to life by Dr. Frankenstein, a zombie pussy is raised from the grave, a blood-thirsty vampire pussy is flying through the night and last but not least a high-tech cyborg pussy is searching for the perfect way of sexual satisfaction."

Apparently these models are part of a new line of Fleshlights called "Fleshlight Freaks" with all of them coming with a new "inner cannal" as well as thematically fitting silicone dildos being available for every type of snatch.

Although I personally wont be making use of the Fleshlight Freaks models or any other Fleshlight for that matter I suggest if you do wish to you let the Zombie banging, Cullen skull fucker inside of you bloom then you should indulge your disgusting true self  you hide from everyone day in day out and purchase one completely judgement free HERE!

Anyways it's just the same as your women having a vibrator, right????

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Vampire Women

Maria Jose Cristerna, Trained Lawyar and Tattoo Artist from Mexico has really pushed the boat out with body modifications!

Maria says the constant beatings from her abusive marriage triggerd her transformation of having almost 100 hundred percent of her body inked, multiple piercings and titanium implanets under the skin of her temples to create "horns" claiming tattoo's became a form of liberation for her.


The mum of four has even had dental implants to create vampire fangs in order to further her look but claims despite her unconventional apperance she is able to live a very normal life.

Maria said: "The horns I have are a symbol of strength and were implanted without anaesthetic. I had the fangs done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the colour of my eyes so they were how I really wanted them to be."

Even after all the ink and metal she says her look is not yet completed! Planning to have two more titanium plates inplanted in the back of her head.

She said: "Tattooing is my way of being immortal, of really being a vampire and not dying - leaving my work on other people's skin."

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Gears 3

The only game I've ever been into (bar Halo) returns.

I'm personally not a massive gamer but the same way my "not that into music" friends have a decent idea of whats hot in underground music I always have some sort of idea about what games are worth playing. In my two years of owning an xbox I have exchanged money for one game, that being Gears of War 2 and I actually enjoyed it. My attention span when it comes to games is normally around half an hour but I could actually play GOW for a long period of time without getting bored, especially horde.
The new Gears is sick to play, all the face stomping goodness returns and the campign is intense. I think the fact that I'd rather watch Judge Judy repeats says a lot yet I love this game. As well as Horde mode remaining my favourite thing Beast Mode is sick as well you can play as a Boomer, Ticker and almost every other enemy allowing you to fuck up COG's day. I haven't played the online multi player mode yet but I'm hoping it's better than the Gear's 2 online mode as that for me was the weakest thing about the game. Oh and if you die in Horde you can buy back in so you don't have to watch the whole thing if you die at the start. I don't actually own the game either so couldn't tell you how the game ends even if I wanted to. Deffo worth playing!

XXXMas Party

If unlike me you can bare to spend long periods of time with your family and are able to pretend to smile for long periods of time then you might enjoy the always merry and generally gay celebration of Christmas.
One thing that looks like it wont suck this Birthofchristday is Bizarre Mags alternative xxxmas party which is going to be hosted on Saturday the 10th of the frantic present buying, cold month that shall not be named. The venue is The Scala in London.

It's set to feature a dirty Santa who will apparently empty his "sack" over you (witty) and spank you as well as "Dirty Tunes" spun by Hot Cover Girls.

Confirmed Acts Include;
Lady Starlight, Lady Gaga’s Tour DJ
Circus of Horrors' Dr Haze
Zombina and the Skeletons
Bizarre's cover star Nina Kate
London Ink's Phil Kyle
Lady Starlight
Kerrang's '2011 Best Unsigned Bands' Fearless Vampire Killers
VJ Punkvert
Bizarre's editorial team, including Dr Blackthorne and El Noir

Not to mention other highlights including a Dirty Disco, Dirty Santas Grot-To!, Christmas Fancy Dress (all you zombie school girls and vampire elves at the ready) finnished off with everyone leaving with a present. How festive!!!

You can buy your tickets from Crowd Surge HERE